Gerry, we've been married over 20 years, it seems like yesterday,
That's probably because you're always caching, which keeps you out all day!
You refer to me as the nano queen and the title is well founded,
I am so much better than you at finding nanos that are unfounded
I know that you hate puzzles, it's really no mystery at all,
You would rather climb a tree, even if it was very tall,
If Messie Nessie could paint your picture or play you a good tune or two,
She would probably depict you chasing about for an FTF and singing "All I Want Is You"
Your dog Brue really loves you but wants you to realise,
That 100 cache and dashes in a day are only good in Gerry's eyes,
So as I finish my little ditty and hope you like my gift with my fingers criss-crossed,
Remember Gerry dear, all who wander are not necessarily lost!