Stumpy was a tall tall tree, yes indeed.
Stumpy was cut off at the knee, oh my, oh me!
Stumpy stood proud, for many a year,
Stumpy had a job, it was very clear.
Until the day had grown near,
And a new pole was put here.
But Stumpy is Stumpy, and a Stump now is he.
A secret he holds, Stumpy! Hehe!