Le Poignard d'Avalon légende
'And the Lord did spake, saying, "come forth, oh silly one, and take ye the holy dagger of Avalon. Smite thy foes, or Perchance, if you so wish, cut thy Bellytimber. But know this; thou shalt not sell thy holy dagger of Avalon on ebay like th' last one i gave ye. " and Arthur did skip merrily off with the Holy Dagger of Avalon, and there was much rejoicing, for now, he could finally calve his Turkey dinner '
-The Book of Armaments, Chapter Three, Verses Eight to Twenty-Five
Hidden in Green Wood, a small area of ancient woodland close to the centre of the village.