Baking cookies and crackers is what they do best. But if push comes to shove, they'll kill orcs with the rest.
They needed a home. This was the best they could find. It was roomy enough, and the neighbors are kind.
The door is locked firm, and the windows closed tight. If you try to break in, they'll put up a fight.
The cache you seek is in a watery grave, It's deep underground, but not in the cave.