A MEET, GREET, AND EAT
LIKE NO OTHER...
Did you know lamp posts can read your thoughts?
Did you realize the government tracks your trackables?
Did you know, at this very moment, space aliens are licking all of your swag?
IT'S 98.88887% TRUE!
Come and meet other like-minded geocachers from 4 PM - 5PM!
Eat BBQ'd things, ask your burning questions, trade trackables,
and share the latest TRUTHS discovered while geocaching!
Won't you come and open your mind to the possibilities?
SHOW YOUR ENLIGHTENMENT!
While we're gathered together, we will have a little contest to show world that we're ready for them!
We will be giving away unactivated (and dihydrogen-oxide free) geocoins for:
* Best original tinfoil hat!
* Best original geocaching conspiracy theory!
The winners shall be decided by our judges (and the Illuminati)!
Your lives will never be the same after this event!
COME PREPARED!