And it came to pass that there was a woman called Loretta. She was engaged to be married to a builder called Joe. One night she went out to the local inn, she got involved with a spirit...which after a few told her she would bare a child, ( Which was great because she had been told she couldn't have a baby...not having a womb, which is nobody's fault...not even the Romans ) and was told the baby will be called Brian..!!
After the hangover Joe and Loretta were married....a while after the wedding they went on honeymoon to a Mega event in Crowton. Loretta had to ride on a Donkey, so the GPS was loaded with the co ords and they followed the arrow over the hills from Helsby.
At last Joe and Loretta arrived at the stated co ords in Crowton, Loretta was very tired and needed a place to rest. At the inn they were told it was fully booked with other travellers, Joe pleaded with the inn keeper who looked at Loretta... he felt sorry for Joe, and said there was a shelter nearby where they could rest.
And it came to pass that Loretta gave birth to her baby in that shelter...and he was called Brain..!!
The notification of Brian's release was posted via E mail to those that were keen to be First to visit..!!
At the same time on the hills looking over the Wirral, a group of Shepherds were washing their socks via their bright new LED head torches. whence suddenly a message alert came over social media, it said a new Baby Brian was to be found in Crowton...and to get a move on if they wanted to be FTV. The sheperds who were keen on a FTV, put on their wet socks downloaded the co ords gathered their 527 sheep and started their journey to the Mega in Crowton....
Far away to the East in Winsford the three wise Kings of the town had noticed the E mail, and the bright star in the sky...they looked on the Tinterweb for what a 'Mega' was, it said to follow the star and to give presents of Favorite points... So King Loo hailed a Taxi, King Bon jumped in his car, and King Bi mounted his scooter... and followed the yonder star. On passing by their Muggle friends shop...Herod, Italian owner of King H's Crusty Pizza House, they mentioned the glorious event... he said he would be keen on know where this new Brian was...so he could too pay a visit
On arriving at GZ they met up with the shepherds, who said they were also in search of Brian...after a chatting about how their 527 sheep came to be gathered upon, they where congratulated and much rejoicing was had.... and they agreed that when found they would both have the honour of FTV. Having spoken to the inn keeper they walked 40 m across the road to where Baby Brian was in the shelter, and both made for an easy FTV.
It was agreed that the kings friend Herod shouldn't be told whence to find Baby Brian, should he try to muggle him away. So Brian was put back as found.