An elderly couple went to dinner at the home of some friends, also elderly. After dinner, the wives went into the kitchen and the two men were talking. One said, "We went out to dinner last night at a really good restaurant. I'd highly recommend it."
The second man said, "What's the name of it?"
The first man thought and thought, then said, "What's the name of that flower you give to someone you love, the one that is usually red that has thorns?"
"Oh, you mean a rose?" said the second man.
"Yes, that's it," said the first man. Then he called to the kitchen, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
Find the right road and you can almost drive to this one. Shouldn't be too hard. Hey! an old fogie* did it.
*fogie- An elderly person, usually someone who constantly finds fault with everything and reminisces about the 'good old days' while listening to Bobby Vinton or Elvis. Spends many hours a day waiting for buses because their children refuse to listen to them while driving. Usually working class and annoying to most. Most people will just attempt to ignore them rather than tell them to be quiet.
**There may- or may not- be other Old Fogie caches. Find it or leave it. That's just how we old fogies are.