Not every local JOE is HAPPY about what is going on inside these four walls.
In fact, it appears the temperature may be getting quite uncomfortable across town.
You see, a new hot spot recently opened and The Chicken Ranch is causing anxiety for some.
But trust me, once you get inside, your inhibitions will crumble, and you will let loose.
Because here at the Chicken Ranch, it’s all you can eat.
And, my friend, the eating is good.
Of course, there’s chicken!
No. Chicken for YOU to eat. And for any turkeys you bring along.
And where there is chicken, you can bet there are potatoes.
And gravy.
But if the you, or the kids want pizza, The Chicken Ranch can fix you up as well.
Or, The Chicken Ranch can even fix up a baby pizza.
In fact, if you just want to nibble and gnaw on some greens, there is a salad bar, too.
You can order off the menu or just grab the buffet. Lunch buffet with drink and modest tip comes in around $10. Or $15. Depends on how you choose to round.
We will be meeting in the event room.
So take a quick break from the office, or from your caching expedition, and stop in to experience some good eating at the Chicken Ranch.