THE 2ND ANNUAL
MEET, GREET, AND EAT
LIKE NO OTHER...
Did you realize that Ammo Cans are one of the few containers
that can repel dihydrogen monoxide?
Did you know that Flash Mobs are rooted in ancient satanic rituals?
Did you know that micros placed at the South Pole lead
to a secret entrance inside our HOLLOW PLANET!
IT'S MOSTLY TRUE!
Come and meet other like-minded geocachers from 4 PM - 5:30 PM!
Eat BBQ'd mermaids, yeti, and other creatures, before they EAT YOU!
Ask your burning questions, trade trackables,
and share the latest TRUTHS discovered while geocaching!
Won't you come and open your mind to the possibilities?
SHOW YOUR ENLIGHTENMENT!
While we're gathered together, we will be having a little contest to find the most creative protection!
That's right, we will be giving away unactivated (and chemtrail-free) geocoins for:
* The best adult tinfoil hat design
* The best child tinfoil hat design
We will be providing some untraceable, third-party-sourced foil
for those who have not adequately prepared!
In addition to the food, social interactions, contests, and other fun,
the event hosts will be providing child-like beings with various coloring sheets of
Aliens, UFOs, Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, and many more!
Come and color them before they are covered up by the government!
Do not listen to those in charge!
Your lives will never be the same after this event!
COME PREPARED
and remember:
You will be responsible for purchasing your own
food and beverages at this event!