Mr Cornelius & The Alley Attack Cache Traditional Geocache
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Mr Cornelius & The Alley Attack Cache
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Mr Cornelius & The Alley Attack Cache.
Mr Cornelius the cat is a slow kinda guy. He enjoys the the finer things in life, such as single malt whiskey, kippers, a nice raked over flower bed and a candlewick bedspread in a mustard yellow to snuggle on. But one stormy night he headed out the front door and got carried away with the wind and soon realised he had walked quite a distance. Looking left and looking right his whiskers were giving him no gut feeling on directions to take. Maybe it was because his gut was reminding him how hungry for tuna he was or simply because he NEVER goes out the front door. Mew mew mew this pussy was lost! Ahead, in the downpour of a late night storm he saw an opening. "Maybe this is the way home" Cornelius said in a sophisti-cat voice . But after turning into the entrance he soon realised he had made a mistake. For this was no home. No safe haven. No warm shed. No inviting garage. This was something this close to home feline had only heard about from other scaredy cats. He had walked into an ... alley . An actual real life alley way. Ohhh the shame. Ohhh the embarrassment. Oh the fear! As the rain poured and his ginger fur became sodden he soon realised that there was no turning back. In front and behind of him were creatures with eyes of red. Teeth like daggers and claws of steel. They circled him. Making noises and squeeking disgusting assaults. One by one these vermin creatures edged towards this ginger pussy, bearing their wide pink mouths and dirty teeth brown rotten teeth. The attack was fast and it was equally over in a flash. Cornelius managed to jump high on the fence and away from the Mini monsters. Once up and away he headed north and didn't stop till he was back on familiar pooping soil. Once home and after he caught his breath and ate some fish, he realised that in all the drama he had lost his collar. Can you help Mr Cornelius find this collar like cache? He also realised that those animals didn't touch him. They didn't even come close. And they could have been rats not monsters. Or maybe just one rat. Or even a mouse. Or possibly a shadow? Either way he would never go out the front door ever again. High Muggle area. Use your stealth. The cache is flat ... some of the time. Watch for those vermin monsters. Don't go in the storm. Please replace as you found. Bring your own pen.
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Syng pnpur juvpu vf nyfb ebhaq. FANC.