This is not your typical puzzle where you have to tease the actual coordinates from some contrived numbers from an obscure archive on the internet. For this puzzle you need to enter certain digits (that don't look like coordinates) into the Certitude checker below. Entering the correct numbers, in the correct order, will unlock the coordinates for the cache location.
Now for the puzzle....oh....wait....you've already read the puzzle. Sorry about that.
Do you need more help with the puzzle? Why don't you (think) Big like Leann Rimes, Because I'm all about value!
That should help figure out where you can start working on the solution. Once you get there, you will want to "lose your shirt" before solving.
You can validate your puzzle solution with certitude.