Hello out there! We're on the air, it's caching night tonight. The excitement grows, the cachers go, and they're zeroing in on the hide. The cacher jumps, when they feel a weird bump and their friends all go insane. Someone roars: "Found it! Score!" When playing the good old caching game!
A micro in the woods? Don't let that deter you! You miss 100% of the caches you don't try!
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