Dis be un fun filled plunderin' day wit all me mateys ta be havin' de best sands o' de hourglass e'er me lads. YO HO, YO HO
All ye buccos shall be gatherin' at de posted coordinates at time o' de hourglass.
Wear yer best pirate attire (not required) ta win un pirate treasure. Come wit un empty gut ta fill en dis great galley, en fill yer groggin' mugs. Dis feast be filled wit tall tales, lies en de great shipmates dat dis pirate be ha'in'.
After de groggin' en feast, maybe all me crew be staggerin' o'er ta de lamppost ta be findin' Captain Mary Hyde's Treasure fer sher. YO HO, YO HO
Un little buccos be 'ery 'ery welcome. Bring yer whole family, me mateys.
A pre-event Pirate Cruise will occur. We be settin' sail at 11:00 am. Ye buccaneers dat be goin' must be thar by 10:00 am. Boardin' o' de ship be at 10:30 o' de hourglass. Promptly!! Message dis ol' Pirate to place yer name on de list if it is not already on it. Er ye can just state it in yer log, me matey. YO HO, YO HO
De pre-event Pirate Cruise be not mandatory me lads.