Help Wanted: The Lost Treasure of Mary Hyde Event Cache

Let's figure out what this Summer souvenir run is all about, eh?

Bring your knowledge, experience, and whit.

Bicentennial Park, Provo, 11AM to whenever we're done.

Wanted: drgw3128, captain of the intrepid Brown Pearl, is seeking temporary seasonal hands to join his crew in search of the Lost Treasure of Mary Hyde.  (No bilge rats or scruvy dogs!)  Recent information intercepts from afar governors elude that a way has been deduced to locate this rumored booty, and that the more hands on deck there be the easier it will be to decypher the clues that will lead us to glory.  Interested parties need apply in person to a dry dock by the name of Bicentennial Park in the centralized environs of Provo, with the window of opportunity being open at 11AM.  Do you have the noggin in yer skull to solve our shared objective?  If so we want you aboard! Point yer keels this-a-way and weigh yer anchors, then come scrawl yer name upon the ledger to pledge your interest. Plunder awaits?