*que music*
What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs, and over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack, And fits on your back?
It's log, log, log!
It's log, it's log, It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!
It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, log! Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a log log log log!
Be sure to bring your own pen and don't try to move anything... remember, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood! Congratulations for dnetz1 FTF!