When posting his 1500th cache, NSA General G2 claimed the West is being smashed. This was code in geocaching parlance to really mean that he had established yet another sMASHed unit. Want proof? Then read the rest of his cache page where he acknowledges his own personal identification from (s)MASH. Sounds like the NSA are drunk and disorderly (smashed) like their misfit cousins and have set about to establish new sMASHed units in the West. What do you expect from a G2. Counter Intelligence also goes hand in hand with propaganda and G2 is up there with the best of them. Some say he is a confidant of Trump given his G2 status and the belief that Donald has no trust or faith in his own intelligence and law enforcement.
Lieutenant Colonel JAG50 from the Judge Advocate General division of the Belligerantz was asked for a legal opinion on the claims being made. In response JAG50 noted, "G2 can descant on the subject of smashing the West as much as he likes. However his discrepant accounts of the war are nothing but incessant baloney and hooey. My observant nature and JAG legal background position me well as a disputant of G2's extravagant claims. They are errant and a flagrant fabricant of alternative facts and fantasy."
The General would be well advised to take note of the following facts about the anthropomorphic Belligerantz lineage and species support. We all know ants are incredibly capable creatures. They live in vast, interconnected colonies, can lift several times their own body weight, and coordinate their activity with incredible precision.
- Ants as a species are as old as the dinosaurs - between 110 and 130 million years
- Ants have already survived a mass extinction event - giving rise to ecological dominance
- Ants have conquered almost the entire globe
- One group of ants conquered six continents
- The total ant population makes our 7 billion look weak - between one and ten quadrillion ants are estimated on Earth at any one time
- In some regions of the world, ants can account for over a quarter of the animal biomass
- Ants have a hive mind - 50-million of them can come together to form a single coordinated superorganism
- Some ants are quite large - up to 60 mm long. Yep 10 times bigger than what you commonly see around the West
- Ants cooperate with other species - just not humans
- Ants practice slavery - to pillage and enslave is all they know.
The Belligerantz are of the Dominant species.
Be afraid NSA. Be very afraid.