How do trees access the internet?
They log on.
What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?
It wooden go.
Why did the pine tree get in trouble?
Because it was being knotty.
Nyy gur wbxrf va gur qrfpevcgvba cyhf gur gvgyr bs gur trbpnpur fubhyq tvir vg njnl. Vs abg, tb jnyx nebhaq sbe n ovg. Xrrc na rlr ba gur gerrf. Bar bs gurz vf ernyyl xabggl. Gur pnpur unf n "fvyire yvavat".