I like Bill Engvall. His sense of humor really has made me laugh out loud, quite literally, over the years. Whenever I pass by here, it makes me think of one of his bits...Here's Your Sign.
Here are a few of my favorite jokes from Bill:
Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and asked, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist so I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. ...Here's your sign."
One day I locked my keys in my car and as I was standing there with a coat hangar halfway thru the top of my window, a guy walks up and says," Lock yer keys in the car?" Without missing a beat I said, "Nope, Just washed it and was hanging it up to dry."...Here's your sign.
I was traveling down the road with a buddy and there's a guy driving around in a jeep with a dead deer strapped to the hood. My buddy says to me "you think he's been hunting?"..."Nope, They're probably giving them away with the purchase of every jeep." ...Here's your sign!
If you drive up to GZ and you can't find the cache...Ghere's Your Sign.
Bring a writing stick.