Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from Drayton Island Ferry
Aboard some plastic ships.
The mate was a smelly, crippled dude,
The Tour Guide, Skipper, brave and sure.
Five kayaking clients set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.
The weather started getting rough,
The plastic ships were tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
The kayakers would be lost, the kayakers would be lost.
The group set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
With Clan Riffster,
The Skipper, too,
The Curmudgeon, and his Wife,
The Movie Star,
The Professor and Mary Ann,
Here on Clan Riffster's Isle!
So this is the tale of our castaways,
They're here for a long, long time,
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.
The stinky dude and his Skipper too,
Will do their very best,
To make the others irratable,
In their tropic island nest.
No Faceybook, no Pinterest,
Not a single luxury,
Like Tom Hanks in Cast Away,
It's primitive as can be.
So join us here at this multicache,
We hope you get a smile,
From seven stranded castaways,
Here on Clan Riffster's Isle!