FTF: Family Returns Home to Find Intruder Traditional Cache

After returning from a shopping trip, the family arrived at their residence and discovered that their home was not as they had left it. Furniture was found broken and food eaten. Apparently after making a mess, the intruder decided to take a nap. Upon entering one of the bedrooms, they discovered the intruder sound asleep in a bed. They immediately left the room and called 911. Police arrived and woke the intoxicated intruder. She was removed in handcuffs and taken to the local precinct house.

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