WOW! 5,000 steps to just get to the geocache, one way! Hey, that means by just hiking to GZ and back you will hit the daily quota of 10,000 steps in just one hike! Plus you will experience amazing views both directions! Or a mountain bike works too. But if you run out of air from exertion on the climb, it might sound sort of like this:
"OW tyt thgi ederd nuho wtt odx! I syt newt. Ruo fytr ihtd erdn uhe erh tto dytr iht."