Update 02/02/2020, now just a plain boring small tube. The new one I ordered was too heavy so no visual pun anymore.
A micro, themed cache hidden very seriously in Shirley. This is a busy area so please try to be inconspicuous and use all your stealthy skills when searching and rehiding. Not a toy, don't try and play with it, eat it, or dissasemble it. If you don't get the cache name you may not find this funny.
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