***Only accessible Thursday-Sunday. Please do not attempt entry when gates are locked.***
Outside the city, but not too deep in the sticks
Lies a cache that shouldn't be missed.
You'll see a vineyard, a lake, and a stage,
But steer clear of these if you'd like to sign the page.
Instead, look forward to relaxing in the shade,
Because this is where you'll find the cache that we made.
It's round and metal and looks like a tool
That we'd use in a winery to serve from when full.