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Deep In Badlands Territory: Howard Beale Multi-Cache

Hidden : 5/27/2020
Difficulty:
2 out of 5
Terrain:
2.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:


Don't like mystery caches? Still want to explore the beautiful park that is known as the Stuart Sports Complex?

Well, here's your chance to venture deep into Badlands territory and have a look at this wonderful complex. You will need to pick up some simple field information at each cache's posted coordinates, and then you will need to venture OUT of Badlands territory (average distance of about a mile) to find the actual cache. Using a bicycle, you can complete all eight caches in around two hours. Of course, you can use your car also, but until vehicles are allowed in the complex again, you will have to park at the nearby police station and venture out on foot. All caches in this series are either a small vial (provided to me by Badlands himself), or a small breath mints tin (fresh breath is a priority in my life).

Enjoy the beauty of Badlands territory!

This cache honors the fictional Howard Beale from the 1976 movie Network. 

  • I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, damn it! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

     

    Well, I'm mad as hell too. I wanna go to Taco Tuesday! Our Howard has got to make that happen.

 

THE CACHE IS, OF COURSE, NOT AT THE POSTED COORDINATES. YOU ARE DEEP IN BADLANDS TERRITORY.

Within a 50 foot radius of the posted coordinates, look for a tree dedication. The coordinates needed to find this cache are N41 45.ABC, W088 23.DEF.

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Determine ABC as follows, using the scientific name:

A = Number of letters in the last word MINUS the number of letters in the second word

B = Total number of words

C = Number of letters in the first word

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Determine DEF using the initials of the dedicatee:

A.B. (Use 387)

W. F. (Use 305)

J. P. (Use 434)

Additional Hints (No hints available.)