If I eat one more piece of pie, I’ll die!
If I can’t have one more piece of pie, I’ll die!
So since it’s all decided I must die,
I might as well have one more piece of pie.
MMMM–OOOH–MY!
Chomp–Gulp–‘Bye.
"Pie Problem" by Shel Silverstein
This is the 4th installment of our Thanks to Shel Silverstine series. This series is about some of our favorite Shel Silverstine poems.