Q:Who was the leader of the Mushroom Army?
A: Fungus Khan
Q: Why should all athletes eat mushrooms in the morning?
A: It's the Breakfast of Champignons.
Q: Why is it not worth it to hunt for wild mushrooms?
A: It's just too much truffle.
Q: Why was the mushroom farmer considered a good person?
A: He had really good morels.
A guy walks into the doctor's office. A carrot is stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a mushroom is stuck in one nostril. The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?" The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."
Q: What do mushrooms enjoy eating around a campfire?
a: S'pores.
I know, these jokes leave mush-room for improvement.......