The first time I was ever asked to work as Bucky the Bronco,
I had started the night off here.
Not a solid way to pre-game
If you plan to wear a giant costume for three hours
While dancing around all over the court
And having kids take cheap shots at you while your horse head is turned
Plus, they were out of bottled water, so only sodas were consumed
Rough night, for sure
But Bucky prevailed, and I lived to tell the story!