It all started here - GC7DYWD 🦄💨 My Little Jar of Unicorn Farts 🦄💨 in Sioux Falls, South Dakota
I first heard about SoDak Zak's Jar of Unicorn Farts on a YouTube video. And then last fall, I was on an epic roadtrip to North Dakota that took me through Sioux Falls, SD where this magical jar of Uni-Farts was hidden. My traveling companions, Halemeister and Merlin1392, were as excited to find it as I was. We made the stop and found this magical jar of flatulance. That started me on a quest of my own. First to find out if anyone else had a collection of Unicorn Farts. Yes, they do. There are three other known collections of these gastric phenomenoms in the U.S.
This one hidden by GeocacherJoshua - GC83KXR Averie's Big Bucket Of Unicorn Farts - 2/2.5 D/T hidden February of 2019, Iowa
This one hidden by jackattack9825 - GC86AFJ Jar of Unicorn Farts and TB Hotel - 1/1.5 D/T hidden April of 2019, Pennsylvania
This one hidden by BeachBugsPCB - GC8B4BT The Magical Jar of Unicorn Farts - 1.5/2 D/T hidden July of 2019, Florida
I was enthralled by these caboodles of oodles of Unicorn vapors. I had to have some for myself. That is when I started my quest for an agglomeration of my own spikey equine winds.
I started my journey. I was out and about chasing waterfalls and rainbows. Laying trails of skittles and reeses pieces trying to lure the quadrapeds close to my lair. I even enlisted the help of Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz who concocted a plan and devised a machine called the Unicorn Fart Collectorinator. It was pure evil genious. It was all working as planned until...
I failed to remember that we were well into the year of 2020 and everyone's plans, habits, rituals, and dining experiences had changed. AND NOT FOR THE BETTER! Unicorns were affected just as much as humans.
The Unicorns could not keep up with their normal consumption of skittles, rainbows, and cotton candy. Soon they were eating take-out from fast food joints. Taco Tuesdays turned into Thaco Thursdays. Monday $5 Burger nights turned into $5 All-you-can-eat Chili Dog nights. Chips and cheese with extra jalapenos, deep fried mushrooms, bottomless baskets of onion rings, fried foods galore!
As I collected the bounty of booty looty, I noticed an unusual aroma that I had not noticed in SoDak Zak's collection. It was a little more rank with a slight stinging to the nasal passages. Also my collection pods seemed a bit heavier than I had anticipated. I thought possibly it was just my inexperience and that everything would be okay.
It wasn't.
Later that day I started to empty my pods into the collection jar, it all became very apparent why I was experiencing the strong aroma and heavy containers. I knew right then and there that the Unicorn's 2020 diet had affected the typically flowery flatulence. I had to switch my collection container to something a little more sturdy. I turned to a plastic bucket.
One important thing I have learned from this experience is to never trust a Unicorn Fart from 2020.
If you would like to experience my collection of Unicorn Sharts, please go to the posted coordinates to find my shameful bucket of shartings.
PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THE PIECES OF SHART OUT OF THE BUCKET. DO NOT DUMP THEM OUT. IT TOOKS MONTHS OF A PAINSTAKING COLLECTION PROCESS TO GATHER IT. Plus if there are pieces of shart on the ground, it may give it away to muggles and then the geocache will disappear. Also, please do not take the Unicorn Cache Guardian. It is keeping watch over this collection and is keeping it at maximum levels.
You must sign the log to log it online. The log sheet is in a micro nanoish sized plastic tube that I accidently dropped into the bucket of shart. When looking at the bucket of Unicorn Sharts, you will see that their diet was not the healthiest for an equine... is that corn?