Little Miss Muffett,
Sat On Her Tuffett,
Eating Her Curds and Whey,
When Down Came Captain Fishbeard,
And While Down Beside Her,
Tipped them all over her head!!
"Ha Ha" he cried. "That'll teach these innocent looking little girls from setting nasty creatures on me!!"
Oh dear - another poor victim of Captain Fishbeard. Is nobody safe?
BYOP and soap and water please for Miss Muffett.
NOTE - Any resemblance to a certain female geocacher who has been manfully (I mean womanfully!!) attempting to deal with this rogue by releasing Bruiser Bruce, Trapper Timmy, Stealth Steve and Kraken Karen is purely coincidental.