Are you sad?
Does geocaching have you down?
Too many smiley's and not enough green boxes?
It's your lucky day!
Introducing *drumroll please* LPC MANIA!
*and the crowd cheers!*
Brought to you from the farthest reaches of The Treasure Valley straight to your doorstep
(or just about!) see fine print and coords.
This special package includes, but is not limited to, Altoids Tins, Pill Bottles and Snap n' Locks!
It's just what the doctor ordered and is sure to bring Loads of excitement!
Side Effects can include foxtails, dizziness, tingling in your dominate hand, eagerness, lack of interest, messy hair, sore muscles, exhaustion, excessive excitement, bunions, flat bicycle tubes, low battery power, heartburn, high milage, confusion, ink stains, dry skin, sunburn, obsession with numbers, insatiable desire for more LPCs and FTF Fever.
If symptoms persist for more than 4 hours please seek out your geocaching mentor! These symptoms are a lot funner to have with a friend.
On a serious note, please take reasonable precautions and cache safely! Enjoy LPC Mania! More are right around the corner!