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Château de São Paulo
Garçon, no façade, there's a fly in my soup. Not a cute fly at all, but macabre vermin I scooped!
Even Karl Čapek's robots would've rebelled for much less, the rushed table service cŭt my crêpe to a mess.
My quecedilla was cold, the café way too hot. Your piñatas, Matilde, were dusted with snot.
Your naïve Protégé could not even make toast. Covering up all the burned parts with thick butter he dosed.
Served a wedge that was cut from a gravestone-like roast. They claimed it was traditional Åland cuisine-- No wonder that island's infrequently seen.
Our château's crème de la crème? You certainly jest. You're fatēd to upchuck all night with no rest.
Discoverring this restaurant gave me déjà vu, of elementary school cafeteria macrononi and mystery stew.
The rude coup de grâce came in the form of a shout. "Have you heard of deodorant, you judgmental bum laut!?"
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Enjoy and good luck!
Stale Grilled Cheese Sandwich for FTF, swag ettiquite for the rest.