Ahoy, who be a knockin' at me door?
You think you be looting me doubloons?
I be an old salt, you can't run a rig on aye!
You be just a scallywag. This is a son of a biscuit eater!
I'll send you to Davy Jones locker before you plunder me treasure.....
So you best be signing me scroll before I make ya walk the plank.
Don't forget to knock!
