My name is DAWGS geocach'n and there's a million caches I haven't found.....
Just you wait and see.
Come and join us in the greatest city in the world if you are young, scrappy and hungry--or maybe just hungry. (But you don't have to eat or raise a glass to freedom if you don't want to in order to attend.)
There will be talk about all sorts of topics and who knows you may even be looking for mind at work to help with a relevation about a puzzle cache or a 5/5.
Be sure to come so you don't have to ask your friends "So what did I miss?"
Yes, I am going to see a show in Dallas the night before this. Why do you ask?