***This is the (unofficial) first cache in a new series of easy "park and grabs" caches. Many more coming soon! Look for #ThatCrazedCardioConnection***
Hungry?
Need some gas?
Want to stretch your legs?
Bathroom Break?
Yah pooch need new Pampers?
Do what you need to. That's great and all, but do you guffaw much? Seriously, it's an epic word, you'll wan't to look that up because here comes the live demonstration of it...
"A nasty and mean looking trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe' and placed his order. He said I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.'
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards..... What does he think, this place is an auto parts store!?'
'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon!
'Oh... OK!' said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of baked beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for, Blondie?'
She replied, 'I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well fill up on gas!"
#GuffawMuch?
#TreeHuggersAnonymous
#LOLedAtYourLOLing
#SomeoneNeedsSomeGasX
*(The cache container is your canvas, a pen is provided but bring pens or markers if you wish to draw or create art. DO NOT write\draw on anything but the container and respect the public property. And please be kid friendly in your art\writing! Also, it’s available year round!)