SQUIRREL-A-PALOOZA!
Squirrel Month is an annual designation observed in October. Yes, you read that right. A whole month dedicated to giving those furry, quirky little creatures that GOJAC loves so much the attention they deserve. We'll be meeting to appreciate the local squirrel population and giggle at the silly mannerisms of squirrels. Nut-orious GOJAC will be in attendance to tell you the names of all the squirrels we see.*
Jaycee Park
Oswego, IL
Sunday, October 27, 2024
10:00 am - 11:00 am
Schedule of Events:
10:00-10:25 am GOJAC names the squirrels
10:25-10:30 Splooting demonstrations by GOJAC
10:30-10:40 am GOJAC reads a children's book to everyone all about squirrels
10:40-10:55 am GOJAC herds squirrels
10:55 Group Squirrel Picture
11:00 Leave and appreciate other squirrels around the world
***Leaf Diving will NOT be on the schedule today. This is an advenced skills activity. GOJAC does not want to be held liable for any injuries sustained at this event.***
FAQ:
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Q: Will GOJAC share his nuts?
A: Yes! But only if you are a squirrel. They deserve only the best nuts! |
Q: Where do squirrels end up during hurricanes?
A: It depends on which direction the wind is blowing. |
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Q: Why do some squirrels swim on their backs?
A: To keep their nuts dry. |
Q: How does GOJAC catch squirrels?
A: He climbs up a tree and acts like a nut. |
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Q: Will GOJAC teach me how to sploot like a squirrel?
A: You bet! |
Q: How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, but how they got in there is the real mystery. |
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DISCLAIMERS:
*GOJAC may not actually be in attendance as he will have just returned form a long trip. His arms will be very tired. But fear not, you will still learn all the names of the squirrels. GOJAC will teach me the secret squirrel language before this event takes place. GOJAC is coming! But his arms will still be very tired.