This geocache is inspired by one of my favorite (although silly) movies.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

The Witch Scene

Peasants: We have found a witch!
Sir Vladimir: How do you know she is a witch?
Peasant 2: She looks like one!
Woman: I'm not a witch! They dressed me up like this!
All: naah no we didn't... no.
Woman: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
Sir Vladimir: Well?
Peasant 1: Well, we did do the nose
Sir Vladimir: The nose?
Peasant 1: ...And the hat, but she is a witch!
Sir Vladimir: Did you dress her up like this?
Peasant 1: No! (no, no... no) Yes. (yes yeah) a bit (a bit bit a bit) But she has got a wart!
Sir Vladimir: What makes you think she is a witch?
Peasant 2: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Vladimir: A newt?!
Peasant 2: I got better.
Sir Vladimir: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Well then tell us!
Sir Vladimir: What are witches made of?
Peasant 2:  They're made of... wood?
Sir Vladimir: Good! How do we tell if she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her!
Sir Vladimir: Ahh, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah...
Sir Vladimir: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No
Peasant 3: No. It floats!
Sir Vladimir: What also floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread
Peasant 3: Apples
Peasant 2: Very small rocks
Peasant 1: Cider
Peasant 3: Grape gravy
Peasant 1: Cherries
Peasant 3: Mud
King Arthur: A Duck!
Sir Vladimir: Exactly!

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