*Cache is NOT at posted coordinates. Don't swim in the reservoir!*
Oh, you cachers like to tell jokes, and giggle, and kid around, huh? Giggling like a buncha young broads in the schoolyard.
Well, let me tell a joke--
A few cachers sittin' in a park meetup after everyone else went home... wonderin' how they got stuck there.
"What did we do wrong? What should we have done? What didn't we do? It's your fault, his fault--"
All that garbage. Finally somebody says...
"Wait a minute. While we were plannin' this find we just sat around tellin' freakin' jokes!"
Got the message?
I don't mean to holler at ya. When this find's over, and I'm sure it'll be successful... we'll go down to Spring Fling, I'll roll and laugh around with all of youse. You'll find me a different character down there.
Right now it's a matter of business. With the inclusion of Eddie and myself, who you already know, we're gonna be using aliases on this hide.
Under no circumstances do we want any one of you to relate to each other by your Christian names. And I don't want any talk about yourself personally. That includes where you been, your partner's name, where you might've got First To Find... or a bank maybe you robbed in St. Petersburg.
All I want you guys to talk about, if you have to... is what you're gonna do.
That should do it.
Here are the names--
- The Big Boss
- The Little Doggie
- The Real Director
- The Maniac
- The Real Writer (+) Mr. Toothpick
- The Pot Man
- The Rat
- The Getaway Driver
- The Bloodshot Eye
- Some Guy on Some Other Job
- The Sneezer (Pelham 123)
- The Bad Tipper
- The Nice Guy
- The Last Survivor (+) The Real ExCon
- The Son
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