Sigh. I’m a geocache with a serious case of being too irresistible—muggles and sticky-fingered cachers alike can’t stop snatching me. So here I am, trying to hide again, sulking near a damp tree trunk. But that doesn't mean I don't have a message for you devious muggles and cache snatchers. Find me, sign the log, and leave me be, will ya? I’m tired of moving. Cache on, or whatever.