Valhalla TB Hotel Mystery Cache

🛑 Important Info:

This cache has been placed with the enthusiastic nod of the property owners (possibly after being bribed with snacks).
Please be respectful during your visit — this is someone’s home, not a theme park (yet).
Limit your search to normal waking hours only — if you wouldn’t ring a doorbell at that hour, don’t be rooting through bushes either.
Park on property - not on the road and enjoy the short scenic stroll in. No valet. No golf cart. Just vibes.

🏨 Welcome to the Valhalla Inn – Where the WiFi is nonexistent, but the locks are plentiful!

Ah, weary traveler — you've arrived. Welcome to the Valhalla Inn: the most exclusive (read: only) hotel for miles.
Before you kick back, relax, and marvel at our zero-star accommodations, there’s just one thing standing between you and check-in: a ridiculous puzzle.

This isn’t your average “walk up and sign the log” cache. No, no. Around here, we believe you’ve gotta earn your stay.

🔐 Check-In Instructions:

1. Keep your eyes peeled for a couple of film canisters — cleverly disguised as... film canisters.

2. Inside, you'll find numbers in two different colors. Each color = one lock. Because clearly, one lock wasn't nearly complicated enough.

3. These numbers won’t give up their secrets easily. You may need to reorder them, do some math, decode a pattern, or just stare at them intensely until they start making sense.

4. Crack both combinations and voilà — you're in. Welcome to your deluxe (slightly musty, possibly spider-occupied) geocache suite.

🚪 Inside Your Room:

• A complimentary logbook

• Assorted Travel Bugs — most of whom are way overdue for checkout

• No mint on your pillow... but there is something with legs watching from the corner. Probably just curious.

🧹 Housekeeping Rules:

• Please log any Travel Bugs taken or dropped — we like to keep tabs on our wandering guests.

• If you take a TB, try to leave one in return — it’s like towel service, but much less fluffy.

• Before heading out, re-lock everything and snap the canister lids back on tight — our version of turn-down service.

✨ Final Note:

This may not be the Ritz, but if you’ve cracked both locks without swearing too loudly, throwing things, or rage-texting a friend — you’re a geocaching legend.

Thanks for staying at the Valhalla Inn. Your room is now ready.
Please don’t steal the towel. We literally only have one.