This one could not be less creative if I tried. It checks all the boxes: Unoriginal hide location, unoriginal container, and definitely unoriginal (and non-existent) camo. For all that, it still counts as a smiley.
Nsgre nyy bs gubfr vafcverq qrfpevcgbef, lbh fgvyy arrq n uvag? bxnl. thneq envy. Plyvaqevpny frr-guebhtu guvatrr jvgu n juvyr guvat (cncre) vafvqr.