😐A Puzzle For The Clueless😐 Mystery Cache

Cache is NOT at posted coordinates. Solve this puzzle to find the final location.

This puzzle-cache is for to ALL the geocachers who's problem solving skills TOTALLY SUCK.

Many geocachers refuse to do puzzle and mystery geocaches because:

1. They think that the puzzles are too hard to solve.
2. They know that they are not bright enough to figure them out.
3. Most puzzles require too much time or effort.
4. You are right-brained and most puzzles require the left side.
5. You are left-brained and most puzzles require the right side.
6. All of the above.

If you fit ANY of the descriptions above, you are in luck. I have lowered the intellectual bar to such an extreme level, that even the totally perplexed and confused should be able to log a find for this cache.

After many long hours of meditative thinking trying to find a way to include the bewildered into another aspect of geocaching, I've finally created the perfect puzzle-cache that can be solved by both... the INFAMOUS PUZZLERS and the neuron depleted... in about the same amount of time.

Don't let this puzzle scare you. You can solve it in the comfort of your own home, taking as much time as needed... days, months or even years. No one outside your own little world will ever know that you are totally clueless, confused, downright dense or possibly even a dummy.

How To Play:

When you have built up enough courage to play, click on the “A PUZZLE FOR THE CLUELESS, I WANNA PLAY” link. A photograph of the area where the cache is located will display. Your mission is to visually scan that photograph for the clues, identify the area, get the coordinates, go locate the geocache and log your find. It should take the average person 2 minutes to solve this puzzle.

You can check your coordinates using certitude below.

If you get hung up, utilize the Google...phone a friend...do something...just please don't contact me for any hints unless you have exhausted all other means.

Be sure to bring a pen with you to sign the log. There is parking at the solved final location.

One final warning before you continue... for those still too cheap to get high-speed Internet, the photograph is just under 11.8MB in size.

Ok, are you ready? Take a deep breath and click on the "A PUZZLE FOR THE CLUELESS, I WANNA PLAY" link to display the puzzle.

A PUZZLE FOR THE CLUELESS, I WANNA PLAY

Finding The Geocache:

To make up for the fact that ANYBODY can solve the puzzle, I made the hide just a little bit more complex. But to accommodate yet again those naive geocachers, I will tell you exactly what you need to do to get to the cache. You will need a reaching tool that is at least 12' in length. A ladder will work best if you have one. What?? Did you want me to sign the log for you too? No, you need to do that on your own.

Logging The Find:

Be sure to mention if you had any problems solving the puzzle, finding the geocache, if there was not enough clues... etc. Feel free to post hints, spoilers and the cache container to help the next oblivious geocacher. This is actually a rarer D/T rating, so get after it.

You can validate your puzzle solution with certitude.

 Congratulations to vegantriathlete for FTF on 9/19/25 

 Honorable mention STF goes to Kroozer on 9/21/25

FTS goes to CinciChewbacca according to certitude on 9/19/25