Happy Festivus!

It's that time of year again... Yes, it is time for everyone's favorite non-holiday, Festivus! So grab your aluminum pole and join me in Russ Forest for a meet and greet today. Festivus falls on a Tuesday this year, but I'm submitting this event early, well before Halloween. I did that for the people to get their ducks in a row so I don't have to hear "But I have to work that day!"
To that, I answer: No, you don't. You have a right to celebrate new holidays that are now over 30 years old. Look, it makes sense if you don't think about it. If your boss raises a fuss, you just tell them you're going on strike. You can do it.

Just like the past few years, bring along your caching grievances.

This is the day to air them out to everyone!

As per usual, I will also be providing hot chocolate for those in attendance. Feel free to bring your own snacks to share with others. I'm not taking them home with me.