Convient Place yet Difficult to Find Traditional Cache

Stealth Required, Dignity Optional

Welcome, seeker, to what may be your finest or most embarrassing five minutes. You've found caches under logs and behind signs. This is not one of those. This cache is NOT hidden in plain sight, but rather it mocks the casual geocacher and rewards the ingenious ones.

The Challenge:

Your mission is to retrieve a container that believes it's something else entirely. You will need to engage your geo-senses and think about where this object could be hidden. Why did the geocacher bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house! You may need a ladder here if you're vertically challenged, and you will need a higher level of creative thinking. Your goal is to execute the retrieval with the grace of a secret agent, not the subtlety of a runaway shopping cart.

The Environment:

This location experiences a constant parade of muggles. They appear in waves, armed with cell phones, soft drinks and a complete lack of awareness that a high-stakes mission is unfolding before them. They are the final bosses of this level. Timing is everything. Patience is your superpower. Remember, the difference between a geocacher and a suspicious person is just a logbook. A statistician once told me I was perfectly average. He was so mean! Be anything but average in your stealth. Blend in. Become one with the urban landscape.

Container Care:

A gentle hand, maybe an assist from a friend, or a TOTT may be required for the retrieval and replacement. This container is a marvel of geocaching engineering (if I do say so myself) but is not designed to withstand the force of a frustrated Hulk. Please retrieve, sign, and replace it exactly as you found it, ensuring it's secure for the next adventurer. Good luck. May your movements be swift, your cover be convincing, and your dignity remain (mostly) intact.

FTF Honors go to: Zireuz42