Update 2005-08-26: Replaced the Raccoon-ravaged container - again.
Update 2004-05-01: Replaced the Raccoon-ravaged container.
Somewhere deep in the forest lies a hidden container and it's keeper, John Gnombo, (ex-special forces gnome as you can tell by his BDU's). In order to find it you must decipher the instructions hidden in this parchment below. The document was discovered in a clearing at the posted coordinates so it is thought that the cache is somewhere nearby.
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Note:The true coordinates of the cache have a digital root of '8'. If you make your way to the small clearing there are two trails that take you close to the cache. Sometimes the trails can be quite muddy in spots, so proper footwear may be required. When looking for the cache, there is a trailhead by a busy road at N45 25.634 W075 33.738 which may be a good parking spot. If by local bus, the 128 goes to the Blackburn Arena which has nearby footpaths to the trailhead. This is a dog-friendly area.
When replacing the cache, the new cache container should fit back together snugly and the top should match up more or less with the bottom(you'll know what I mean). Give it a look-over, pick a good side to face out, and make sure everything looks right before placing it back.
Good luck! Don't feed the Gnome!