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UGLY TROLL Traditional Geocache

This cache has been archived.

badlands: 60 degrees and sunny, a perfect day for some house cleaning.

Thanks to everyone who has visited.

This entire area is now a construction site, I was able to retrieve the cache container and remove it from the property.

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Hidden : 6/2/2003
Difficulty:
2 out of 5
Terrain:
2 out of 5

Size: Size:   micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:


UGLY TROLL

THE CACHE IS LOCATED IN WHAT ELSE THE QUIET VILLAGE OF WINFIELD NEAR IT'S BORDER WITH WHEATON. THERE ARE SEVERAL OTHERS NEAR BY SO DON'T FORGET TO LOOK FOR THEM ALL

I am truly sorry to have to expose you to probably the most hideously deformed,ugly,disgusting,vile,repugnant,sickening,freakish, foul looking, homely, unsightly, displeasing, monstrous, objectionable, nasty creature that ever fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down! But I'm afraid there is no choice if you are to find this cache. It is guarded by the afore mentioned creature. And it does not have a very pleasant personality to go along with it's looks. This troglodyte monster is the sum accumulation of all your worst nightmares. Sorry but you must get past this freakish abnormality in order to log this hunt. Inside the container you will find some small goodies that you can exchange. I think he likes the company so don't trade down -- you will only make him mad and that would not be a good idea. This chimera (you have to look that up) is bad enough when he is not mad. Please describe the shock and horror that you experience when you see it. The cache is located less than 100 ft off of the trail so bushwhacking will be minimal PS Did I forget to say that he is very ugly--yeah I think I mentioned that already. Actually the more I see him the more I think he's quite handsome but that's just me. This creature is real and very much alive;just like you and me.BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID! PARKING N41 51.962 W088 08.968. Walking down the dirt road to the north will get you started towards the cache

Cache adopted by badlands 9/2/06 Thanks dogdoc
Edit 03.08.2017 Container changed to a preform.

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

VS LBH'ER ARNE N ZNAUBYR PBIRE NAQ CBFG JVGU N ERSYRPGBE LBH NER IREL PYBFR

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)