Da KEIKI CACHE #1 wuz specially set up foa da
keikis and da big keikis at heart. If you only do difficult caches
with long hikes... then this isn't foa U. But if youz wife has been
telling you you've been caching too much, an youz not spending
enough time wit your kidz den... dis cache iz foa you & your
keiki.
Hidden on top of Mt. Kakaako iz dis special place foa U guyz.
People come from all ova da island 4 cruise, an enjoy da viewz of
da city, ocean, an sunsets while taking a stroll. Becuz sometimes
get planny people hea maybe gotta mellow out an be patient befoa
scooping up dis micro cache. Expect foa fine one small
metal rectangle containa . NO foaget 4 look insai 4 Y de wen make
dis special place. Now no foget da kidz, one
lunch/picnic/snacks/t.v. bring da bike, da dog if you like. NO
forget foa enjoy da rest of da place too...
HAVE SUM FUN!
OK. Foa fine dis cache first, GIVE da GPS to da kidz
....den, get to da starting coordinates dat is at da top of da page
and den follow one of da directions below.
Wen you get to da SPOT, you going know... If you stand in da
middo of da "SPOT" you can hea funny kine effect when you talk. Try
'um out by yelling loud. Also at da "SPOT" you NO need
compass foa solve dis cache, NO need WAAS, and NO
need supa-dupa Quad antenna or odda fancy rigamarole.
- Foa da keikis: Wen you get to da starting
"SPOT" follow wea da E stay pointing an wok 2 da railing, den look
unda da ledge 4 one small containa.
- Foa da guyz who like da math kine cache an took
Kumon: Me personally, I hate numbas. But math iz good foa
you kidz...plus... iz easy so no worries. First you gotta know how
many points stay on da object at da coordinates. Den all you gotta
do is multiply da numba of points on da object wit 11 and you get
da heading to da cache. Den wok foa da same numba of feet as da
numba of points on da object ...plus 3 and den bend ova and look
real good foa da cache.
- Foa da directionally challenged folks out
dea who need da GPS foa solve dis one: Mark your starting
location WAYPOINT befoa starting on da next part of da
instructions. Then clear your ODOMETER and enable TRACKS on your
GPS. Please also make note of your starting ALTITUDE and SUNSET.
Make sure the CARDINAL POINTS on your GPS are correctily
oriented with all starting landmarks. Upon reaching the starting
point for this cache, stand in the middle of the given coordinates.
Follow a heading of 260 for 13.235 feet. Wen you get to an altitude
that iz approximately -1.57 ft from your original altitude stop an
look foa da cache.
- Foa da kamaainas: Stan in da middo of da
hoku an wok small kine MAUKA towards PUNCHBOWL till no kan, den do
6 Molokai slides or about 21 hand spams towards DIAMOND HEAD an do
one AMI foa good luck (yeeh haw). You going fine 'um wen you take
your bow.
