Somewhere Over the Litter Box
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Somewhere, over the litter box, way up high,
There's a land that I heard of once in a lullaby.
Young adopted orphan Dorothy hurries down a flat, dusty Georgia
road accompanied by her small Geocat, Bubba. “She isn’t coming yet,
Bubba – did she hurt you? She tried to, didn’t she? Com on we’ll go
tell Uncle Trailerman and Antie Em!" Dorothy rushes into the
bustling family farm where Antie Em and Uncle Trailerman are
counting chicks and trying to find the “That’s Not Fair!” cache.
Dorothy attempts to tell them about their nasty neighbor, the
dreaded Almira Gulch.
Dorothy: Just listen to what Miss Gulch did to Bubba. She…
Antie Em: Dorothy please. We’re trying to find a microcache.
Dorothy: Oh, but Aunt Em, she…
Uncle Trailerman: Don’t bother us now, honey. This old GPSr’s goin’
bad and we’re likely to lose a smiley face.
The upset young Dorothy isn’t taken seriously by her aunt and
uncle so she takes her problem over to the farm’s hired helpers,
Amazingracer, Trez, and Yellow Jacket. Amazingracer is attempting
to fix a broken-down wagon by performing a Laplace transform on a
3rd order differential equation.
Amazingracer: Now look it, Dorothy. You aint usin’ your head about
Miss Gulch. Think you didn’t have any brains at all! When you come
home, don’t go by Miss Gulch’s Place. Then Bubba the Geocat won’t
get in her garden, and you won’t get in no trouble, see? Your head
ain’t made of straw, you know.
As Trez feeds the pigs and Dorothy tight-rope walks the top of the
fence, he encourages young Dorothy to have courage:
Dorothy: I’m not afraid of her.
Trez: Well, next time she squawks, walk right up to her and spit in
her eye. That’s what I’d do.
Dorothy topples off the fence into the pig sty, causing Trez to
frantically haul her out from squealing pigs and rescue her (and
more importantly her GPS) from being trampled – and then faint at
the fright of his own bravery. After being rescued, Dorothy
realizes: “Why Trez, you’re just as scared as I am!”
Yellow Jacket, who had been pre-occupied with “tinkering” on a
metal contraption that looks like a common every-day electrical
box, joins the commotion. Antie Em is disturbed by the three
shiftless farm hands, “Stop jabber-wapping, there’s work to be
done. Then Yellow Jacket, boasts, “When I get my cache-finding
machine working I’ll be famous. Someday they’re going to erect a
statue to me in this town.” Antie Em interrupts him, “’Well, don’t
start posing for it now.”
After giving everyone some freshly baked trail-mix bars, Aunt Em
rebuffs Dorothy sternly for causing trouble… “Now Dorothy, stop
imagining things…find yourself a place where you won’t get into any
trouble.”
Somewhere, over the litter box, skies are blue,
And the dreams that you dare to dream really do come
true.
Dorothy’s dreams are shattered as stern-faced, ugly Almira Gulch
peddles up in her creaky bicycle to complain about Dorothy to Uncle
Trailerman… “That Geocat’s a menace to the community, I’m taking
him to sheriff Mtn-Man to see he’s destroyed.” She then presents a
sheriff’s order allowing her to take Bubba the Geocat. As Uncle
Trailerman stuffs Bubba in to the wicker basket on the back of Miss
Gulch’s bicycle, Dorothy screams… “No, no, I won’t let you take
him. You go away, or I’ll bite you myself…You wicked old
witch!” Miss Gulch pedals away. But a little down the country
road, the redoubtable Bubba pokes his head out of the wicker
basket, jumps out, and scurries to the farm and into the window of
Dorothy’s bedroom to be embraced tightly by the teary-eyed Dorothy.
Fearing that Miss Gulch will return to claim Bubba the Geocat,
Dorothy decides to take control of her own destiny and run away
with Bubba… “They’ll be back for you any minute. We’ve got to run
away.”
Without hesitation, Dorothy packs her backpack full of carabiners,
travel bugs, and CITO containers, grabs Bubba the Geocat and her
GPS (but forgetting her compass) and hurries down the country dirt
road. On their way, Dorothy and Bubba encounter a horse-drawn
carnival wagon with the inscription “Professor GeorgiaGeoDude,
Acclaimed by The Crowned Heads of GGA, Let Him Read Your Past,
Present & Future in his Crystal Palm Pilot.” Out steps a
white-haired Professor GeorgiaGeoDude, dressed in formal clothes
and wearing a white smock and bedroom slippers. He miraculously
divines (guesses) her plight…
Professor GeorgiaGeoDude: You’re traveling in disguise, no, that’s
not right…you’re looking for a multi-cache, no, I’m wrong…you’re
running away!
Dorothy: How did you guess?
Professor GeorgiaGeoDude: You look like you’ve been “Down Under,
With Cold Feet.”
Dorothy: Why, it’s just like you could read what’s inside of
me.
Dorothy wishes to join him in his adventures… “Can we go with you
and see all the Crowned Heads of GGA?” To find an answer to her
request, GeorgiaGeoDude consults his crystal Palm Pilot. After
Dorothy is instructed to close her eyes so he can be “better in
touch with the infinite,” the Professor rummages through her basket
and finds a printout of a cache from geocaching.com with a picture
of her kindly Aunt next to the farm’s white picket fence. Cleverly,
he reports a painful vision of a house, a picket fence, and an
elderly woman.
Professor GeorgiaGeodude: Her name is Emily.
Dorothy: That’s right. What’s she doing?
Professor GeorgiaGeodude: Why, she’s crying. Someone has hurt her.
Someone has just about broken her heart.
Dorothy: Me?
Professor GeorgiaGeodude: What’s this? Well, she’s putting her hand
on her heart. Oh, she’s dropping down on the bed.
Dorothy: I have to get to her right away!
Dorothy turns and hurries her way back to the farm as a fierce
storm begins to brew and looms on the horizon. As she approaches,
the farm hands, Trailerman, and Aunt Em prepare to take cover in
the safety of the storm cellar. Auntie Em shrieks and calls out
repeatedly for Dorothy, and is finally dragged down into the storm
shelter by the men. Dorothy runs into the house, continually
calling for Antie Em, and stumbles into her bedroom. A window
shutter breaks loose and hits Dorothy in the head, knocking her
unconscious.
When Dorothy wakes up, she opens the farm house door to go
outside. There are brilliant, oversized, garishly-colored flowers,
lovely ponds, low buildings, tiny thatched huts, and a spiraling
yellow brick walkway the extends into a central Plaza. “Bubba,
I’ve a feeling we’re not in Georgia anymore. We must be somewhere
over the litter box”
Someday I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far behind me,
Where troubles melt like lemon drops.
Away above the chimney tops
That's where you'll find me.
Dorothy looks down at her GPS, but the wicked witch of the west
has changed the coordinates she needs to get home. Please help
Dorothy and Bubba the Geocat find their way back to Georgia so they
can attend the next GGA meeting. Solve the following puzzle to help
Dorothy and Bubba the Geocat find their way to Emerald City and
back home to Georgia.
In what year was the MGM classic movie “The Wizard of Oz”
Released? Answer = A
In what year was “The Wizard of Oz” first shown on TV? Answer =
B
In what year was L. Frank Baum’s children’s book “The Wonderful
Wizard of Oz” published? Answer = C
How old (in years) was Judy Garland when she played Dorothy in the
film? Answer = D
How many letters are in Dorothy’s last name? Answer = E
How many Academy Awards was the film nominated for*? Answer = F
How many Academy Awards did the film win*? Answer = G
How many characters in the film were played by Actor Frank Morgan?
Answer = H
How many letters are in the last name of the actress who played
Almira Gulch and the Wicked Witch of the West? Anwser = I
How many letters are in the last name of the actor who was removed
from the role of the Tin Man because of a near-fatal allergic
reaction to the silver make-up? Answer = J
How many letters are in the name of the Wicked Witch of the West’s
head Winged Monkey? Answer = K
How many times must Dorothy tap the heals of her ruby slippers
together to get home? Answer = L
*not including the special award for Outstanding Juvenile
Performer
Now take your answers and adjust the above lattitude and longitude
as follows to get the correct:
Add the following to the Latitude: (B - A) x E + (F x I x J)
Add the following to the Longitude: C – (D x G x H) – (K x L)
Important Note: Ignore the decimal when adding the above
(i.e., 33° 53.786’ + 1234 = 33° 55.020’)
Somewhere over the litter box, bluebirds fly,
Birds fly over the litter box,
Why then, oh why can't I?
If happy little bluebirds fly
Beyond the litter box,
Why oh why can't I?
NOTE: When you find the cache leading up to the next stage, no
need to open the containers. Just turn them over and you will find
all you need to reach the next cache.
Additional Hints
(No hints available.)