Probe 10 report to
Centauri Alliance - Mars Responds!!!!: Was able to secure
transport with earth inhabitant with crude landbound vehicle (earth
inhabitants are so easily controlled). With subtle nudges
maneuvered said inhabitant to travel over land-form called
"mountains" to an area where the sunlight is more consistent.
Observed some very bizarre behavior by earth inhabitants using
ropes and strange metal implements (speculation: part of their
mating habits?) - will study this to see if it may have any bearing
on our future plans. Have deployed to a secure location near a
center of this activity. Awaiting any further orders. End
report.
It's not very far from the road, just off a "climber's trail"
(i.e.. trail? That's a trail??). Lots of rock and
near some short cliffs, so watch young ones. Can be very crowded on
weekends. Bring you own writing implement.
