I understand your problem. I feel your pain. You're stuck in yet another one of these sessions at the Convention Center. Someone's blabbing on endlessly about Service Oriented Architectures, or Multi Level Marketing, or how great Steve Jobs is. Another endless convention. What YOU need is some sunshine. Some fresh air. An adrenaline rush. A *CACHE*. I understand, honestly I do. And I'm here to help. Really I am.
What you need is here. Just minutes from the blabbing. Bigger than a 35mm, it can even hold travel bugs and similar items. Go ahead - they won't mind if you miss ONE speech.
Don't unscrew anything when opening this cache. No need to detach the lid.
Handicaching rating: H11112
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