Big Fat Liar Multi-Cache
Halfamind: Archived due to lack of interest.
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The following clues will help you find this horrendous, absolutely aweful, April Fools Multi-Cache.
* This is a 1 or maybe 10 stage multi-cache, laid out over 12 miles of snow-covered mountains, high seas, and busy city streets. Dress warm, pack a lunch, and bring lots of water.
* First stage is gone. The coordinates listed is now the suggested parking area. Proceed to N 36 12.158 W 114 57.465 to find the second stage. -My Better Half
* Watch out for the pants on fire, hanging over the telephone wire.
* Don't bother bringing a camera, the view is awful.
* Watch out for desert dwellers like snapping sea turtles, laughing snakes, tickling scorpions, escaped lab mice, yellow-bellied Sri-Lanka Killer Toads and dog droppings.
* Some stages are not rocky and strenuous. No need to wear hiking boots, and gloves.
* Cache is a 54.7 gallon drum. Bring small trade items (i.e. hundred dollar bills, keys to your car, diamond rings, gold necklaces, etc).
* Are you cursing me for the terrible multi-cache? Did you HATE it? If so, I want to hear all about it. When you enter your find onto the computer please, I ONLY WANT LIES, NEGATIVE REMARKS ONLY. Complain away please. Any logs containing positive remarks will be considered insulting, and risk deletion.
* All coordinates are true..... I wouldn't lie about that.
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
V nz n Ovt Sng Yvne. Qba'g oryvrir rireguvat lbh ernq.
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